Hello if you want to know anything about any of the topics listed below please read
what I have to say.(They are all in my opinion).
Squirrels Weapons Prairie dogs BIG Guns Onions What
might cause World War 3
F.U.N.
SquirrelKilll
First of all I will talk about squirrels. These cute and fuzzy
animals that seem to love everyone, ARE PURE EVIL CREATURES that hunger for power and acorns. Have you noticed that almost
every time you walk up to one they run like heck? This is obviously because THEY HATE US!! Now if you were to walk up to one
with some food they will love you! THEY ARE LAZY, HUNGRY,GLUTTONS.And they are always leaving their garbage in your driveway
for you to hurt your feet on.COMMEN SENSE!!!
Now I will talk about weapons. Their are all sorts of weapons. Lets get
to the primaries. Today the primary weapons in the army are M-16s, SMGs, and sniper rifles. They're many other primary guns
but I like the secondaries. The most common secondaries are M203 Grenade launchers and pistols. They are some cases that a
mac-10 or uzies are used. Then comes grenades but I go crazy if I get into that.
Now their are prairie dogs. Basicly
they are on our side on the war against squirrels.
OKayyyyyyyyyy. Now their are big guns. They're is many types of
Big guns. They include rocket launchers, grenade launchers. Also may include farts.
Onion is one of the most used
words in my vocabulary.(Besides death,die,doom,demolition,destroy, and die.) their good for you.I hate Onions.!!
During
a 21 rifle salute this guy farted and this other guy turned around and shot a chinese immigrant soldier. He got mad and called
in an air strike which caused a whole blooody mess. then Godzilla popped out and started killing everyone. Then all the Countries
wanted a mutant monster to fight with.
F is for flying Donald flag over the world, U is for Utter Anhillation of squrirrels!! N is for Nitro Glisseren sprinkled
over China here in the slums of Earth!!
Squrirrelkill
episode 1 Apocalypse
(if you have a tendency to care for squirrels in any way, do not READ THIS STORY.)
The year
is 2037, and the world is a very dangerous place to live in. The enemy squirrels have been demolishing and destroying at will
for over 30 years. But their is, as their always was, a resistance. IN BROOKLYN,NEW YORK BABY!!
NA NANA NA NA NA NA NA YA YA YA BOOYAH!! Lead by me the only humans left are here plotting our attack as the squirrels
are searching for us. The reason I chose Brooklyn is because their are too many buildings here for the squirrels to plant
their infernal oak tree bases of dooom. But now me, Adam Fenstermaker (he was captured and eaten two seconds after
I typed this) Nick Labry our Nuclear Scientist along with 400 armed American soldiers (the Chinese army wanted to join but
I ACCIDENTALY killed them all before the could reach our base). Now we finaly are armed enough to overthrow the enemy.
Nick, thirty times had to raise me back to life because I said I was ready to attack but I wasn't ready yet and got killed.(thirty
times). But now, he even agrees, we are ready. We marched for 3 hours and reached their frontline. 40 billion squirrels. we
were all killed so Nicks clone triggered the Omega nuke and desroyed the whole world while my clone and he were underground.
Then we owned the world and I killed him and said MY WORLD realy loud and then got realy board 2 minutes later and activated
one of Nicks clone and told him to kill me and he ruled the world. But two squirrels survived.... Thats all till episode 2.
I have made many productions similar to this one and posted them on utube, exept they r not about me, this one is, but the
other one is about a news reporter (me) who stumbles upon a murderer (my bro) and becomes prey himself.
DEATH TO THE TREEHUGGING SQUIRREL AND ALL OF HIS KIND!!
"Does He see me?" is at the bottom and on the top there is just stuff about me
